The Aon Grand Ballroom at Navy Pier is alive with energy beneath the ballroom's grand, domed ceiling. With its lakefront views, sweeping windows, and elegant architecture, the ballroom feels like a grand stage set for drama. Rows of seats stretch toward the stage at the center, where two barstools stand illuminated under bright, theatrical lights. Above, the curved ceiling gives the room an open, arena-like feel, with acoustics that amplify every cheer, whistle, and laugh from the crowd.
Fans, many in UGWC t-shirts, fill nearly every seat. There's a faint scent of popcorn, pretzels, and the air off of Lake Michigan. The house lights fade, drawing all attention to the stools and the grand, colorful UGWC banner hanging behind them with the words ""UGWC’s Master Debaters," printed boldly in eye-catching gold.
From the left side of the ballroom, a spotlight bursts on as the music plays:
The Mothman practically floats out, twirling his cane and tipping his top hat to the audience members as he makes his way to his stool.
The Arsonist saunters onto the stage, his hands lazily pressed into his pockets. He offers a smile and a wink, before pulling his hands free in order to bend in a low bow to the crowd.
Without further ado, the first audience member rises, lifting a microphone to ask their question:
Concerned Citizen: I'm Ethan Thompson, 29, and a marketing specialist. I've been a huge Monty fan since I was a kid. Monty, many fans see your elaborate performances as 'style over substance.' How would you respond to critics who say your theatrics are just a cover for weaker wrestling skills?
Montague: This again… Listen, Ethan, you must always play to your strengths. If you want to succeed as a janitor, for instance, and you’re better at cleaning windows than you are at mopping, then you’re going to make sure those windows are absolutely spotless. Does that mean the immaculate windows are a cover for a lack of mopping skills? Not at all. They’re unrelated. I do what I do best, and I do it better than anyone else. That doesn’t mean I’m hiding insecurity, I’m maximizing my talents.
Question from the Floor: Hi, I'm Maya Patel, a 25-year-old journalist covering local sports, and a big Seb fan. Seb, your rivalry with Donovan Hastings has been intense, but many fans see it as one-sided. How do you respond to critics who say you haven’t proven yourself against him?
Sebastian: I would beg the question, what the hell have you been watching? Donovan and I have faced each other three times this past few years, and do you know how those matches have ended? I retained my Chaos Championship in the first match, he barely survived me taking his Cross Hemisphere Title in the second, and I took that same Championship in the third. Donovan may have gotten the better of me in sneak attacks, but when we step into that ring? He will take any and all avenues available to try and beat me, because he can’t do it legitimately. And despite that, more often than not, I still kick seven shades out of him.
Wrestling Constituent: Hello, my name is Jesse Reed. I'm 42, own a business, and have followed wrestling for years. Monty, your ringmaster persona is fascinating, but you often rely on your allies in matches. Are you truly capable of winning on your own?
Montague: Let me answer your question with a question, Jesse. If I simply punched my clock, stepped into a ring, and defeated opponents left and right without variation, for say, I dunno, ballpark number off the top of my head… five hundred and four days straight… how bored would you be? All this value and pressure on winning. A binary, unimaginative standard by which to measure your career, in my opinion.
Attendee: Hey, Sofia Rodriguez here, 22 and a student. I've been a huge fan of Seb's work. Seb, you've dealt with every kind of competition pressure. How do you balance emotional vulnerability with being a cutthroat competitor?
Sebastian: *Smirk* With a smile and a good bottle of whiskey. Anyone who knows me knows that I’m okay with showing my emotions. And I’ve had more than enough reason to feel emotional this past year. More often than not, I’ll find away to put that to one side once I step into the thing - its almost cathartic. But then once the boots come off and the showers turn on, it all comes back. It has to - we’re human. What’s funny though? Is that I’ve found over time, people have tried to define me by my willingness to let my emotions out to play. But sooner rather than later, it backfires. Because if you’re making fun of me for being emotional, chances are you got beat by someone who’s emotional. My emotions make me stronger - sometimes they make me more cutthroat. But they always keep me in check.
Inquiring Mind: I'm David Lee, 38, a lawyer, and casual wrestling fan. Monty, you've lost to wrestlers like Sebastian Everett-Bryce many times. What have you learned from those losses, and do you think you have what it takes to beat him?
Montague: Let’s put to rest the assumption that Sebastian can’t be beaten. Not only is he not currently the vaunted Chaos Champion, but one of those Chaos reigns was cut short by yours truly, the Doctor-Professor himself. Of course I have what it takes to beat Sebastian, I’ve done it. Was there any education that came with it? Well, I learned that while he can be beat, it’s very hard for Sebastian to become beaten. You can put obstacles in his way, you can temporarily slow him down, you can even break his spirit. But it is nigh impossible to stop him. I have to begrudgingly respect that.
Member of the Public: Hi, Emily Chen, 28, graphic designer, and Seb fan. Seb, your in-ring character contrasts quite a bit with your real-life persona. How do you ensure your public image doesn’t negatively impact personal life?
Sebastian: I think that’s open to interpretation. I’m not just one thing - I can be the fool, I can be dramatic, I can be vengeful and I can be charming. All of that plays into who I am both in and outside of the ring - like I said earlier, I’m not afraid of any version of who I am. But facts are facts - this business does affect your personal life. And who I am with my friends is different to who I am with my family, because mostly, I wouldn’t choose the family I was born with. This career though, what we do? The stresses and strains of trying to be a success… It does negatively impact your personal life. Because no matter what choice you make, there are consequences. And it's impossible to compartmentalise it completely.
Participating Questioner: Hey, Ryan Hall here, 35, entrepreneur, and Monty supporter. Monty, as a former Champion, what makes you best for Cooperative Championships, given Lucy Wylde-level competition?
Montague: I would have to say, despite Sebastian’s claim, it’s quite easy to compartmentalize, when you do it with a ‘z’ instead of an ‘s’. Every Lucy Wylde match is tainted because it’s filtered through the lens of how it will impact whatever relationship is currently gnawing at her heart. Each week, both she and Sebastian have to weigh whether the choices they make between bells will follow them home, and they often do. I don’t have to worry in that regard, because my goal never changes. I prefer Jacky to accompany me to the ring, yes, but that’s because she uniquely respects that I’m not going to abandon my idiom because it might make things uncomfortable when I retreat to hearth and home.
Attendee: Hello, Ava Morales, 24, social media manager, Seb enthusiast. Seb, as a public figure, you face harsh criticism. How do you handle negative feedback, and does it affect performance?
Sebastian: Hold on, can I use the smile and whiskey answer again? *Chuckles*. Honestly, there’s nothing anyone can ever say about me that I haven’t heard from that little voice in the back of my head. I have no greater critic than myself, except maybe my father, but I don’t really listen to him anymore. I tend to believe that criticism is either the truth or lies. And if it’s true, that’s on me to fix, and if its lies then it’s on you for telling them. But if you think you’re going to tell me something I don’t know about myself, then you’re sadly mistaken. At best, you may shine a light on something I’ve kept in the shadows - but those kind of thoughts don’t live in the dark for long.
Julian Sanchez, Firefighter: Hey, Julian Sanchez, 40, firefighter, Monty fan. Monty, you’ve had violent matches. Are you just ‘hardcore’ or is there a deeper purpose?
Montague: *rolling his eyes* I guess I’m just that hardcore.
Starry-Eyed Fan: Hi, Lila Kim, teacher–
Montague: Wait, I wasn’t finished! Julian, I have to express doubt that you are really a Monty fan. It’s not about being ‘hardcore,’ it’s about being unpredictable. Expand your mind, my friend! My approach is far more than just the judicious use of foreign objects. Finding loopholes in the rules, creating distractions and misdirections, toying the format of championship reigns and established tournaments… I’m not ‘hardcore’, I’m chaotic.
Starry-Eyed Fan: Hi, Lila Kim, teacher, 26, Seb supporter. Seb, some argue you rely too heavily on teammates. What would you say to those who view you as unable to succeed solo?
Sebastian: I’d point to… Five hundred and four days as the UGWC Chaos Championship. I’d point to winning three of the four singles Championships in UGWC during a Grand Slam victory in which I never spent a day without a Championship. I may be standing here today as part of the greatest Cooperative team in the history of UGWC, but make no mistake, that doesn’t change the fact that I am still without a doubt the Best in the Business. And people here may not recognise the fact that I have won the highest honors, on my own, in Pro Wrestling Valor and XWF as well, but they were won by myself, without help from anyone. So, I guess you could say that being one of the greatest ever to pull on a pair of boots works for both singles and teams. I just do what I do - better than almost everyone else out there.
As Sebastian finishes, the Aon Grand Ballroom surges with more audience members trying to get their questions in. However, the town hall must come to a close, and ushers are busy collecting microphones from reluctant petitioners. The atmosphere remains charged, and despite the realization of disappointment, there's a sense of satisfaction in the air.
Sebastian and Montague stand to shake hands, each catching their breath from the heated back-and-forth that kept the crowd on the edge of their seats all evening. A few fans in the audience still hold up their hands, hoping for a last minute desperation question they can throw out, while others break free and begin filing out. Outside, the city lights of Chicago shine against the waters of Lake Michigan as the crowd spills out onto the pier.